i want to smoke crack with her

Grandmama ATE this

Nothing compares

I am OBSESSED with this

Sometimes I can’t wait to be old and fabulous

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Hey uh brand new addition

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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26/26

"it's not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience" I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

"but doesn't this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation" I do not care about the author

welcome to south america, come see all kinds of dogs such as:

smol

tol

foxes but not really

???? creature

Bush dog (Speothos venaticus)

Maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus)

Clockwise:

Culpeo (Lycalopex culpaeus)

Pampas fox (Lycalopex gymnocercus)

Darwin's fox (Lycalopex fulvipes)

South American gray fox (Lycalopex griseus)

Short-eared dog (Atelocynus microtis)

Dinner time fellas

That bitch didnt stand a chance

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people on this webbed site love weird unconventional queer people until they use older labels or are pan/omni/polysexual or multigender or unlabeled or asexual or aromantic or polyamorous or use xenogenders or neopronouns or microlabels or are aroallo or abrosexual or nonbinary or gnc or loveless or

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

man bun crowley and pub crowley supremacy. the sunglasses. the hair. the turtleneck. no one understands how much she did for the economy. legit holding my sanity together.